If you are reading this on a mountain, please ignore the following advice and do your best to avoid making eye contact with goats who have an attitude .
If you happen to run across Benedict Cumberbatch today, he will reveal a little known fact to you. Do not be concerned if you do not come into contact with Benedict Cumberbatch today.
Lucky Gemini, the constellations have arranged themselves in a manner that seems to point to the fact that body painting is where it's at for you right now.
Go up to someone important in your life, fix your gaze intently on them while standing uncomfortably near, and ask, "What are we doing, truly, Tom?"
If you're a Leo, you need to exercise extreme caution when it comes to consuming foods like pizza and coffee. They also say that today is supposed to be the best day.
Banana Cat describes you well, Virgo.
Well, I can't unequivocally state that it's Jennifer Lopez, but I also can't unequivocally state that it isn't her, see what I'm saying?
Sharpen some stakes. At this time of year, Romania takes on a somewhat vampiric air. Plus, you're a vampire hunter – surprise!
Maybe a breakthrough in dental research about tooth loss in adults that occurs on its own? I'm sorry I can't be much more detailed, but I've been drinking far too much.
You have been debating whether or not it would be beneficial to your health to consume one gallon of water on a daily basis for seven days in order to test.
While a human is converting into a sentient blobfish, this kind of behavior is very natural. Maintaining your position in close proximity to a large body of water is in your best advantage.
Or, you will choose to walk in front of him. Alternately, he is the guy you are going to marry. It is not apparent what the stars think about this.