Fire blesses pita chips and Aries.
Taurus is the zodiac's potato—versatile, dependable, dense, and long-lasting.
Pringles, made for Gemini by one of their own.
Funyuns' recipe hasn't altered in nearly 50 years, like cancer.
SunChips are lion-friendly because Leo is solar-ruled.
Virgos strive for perfection, and the Cool Ranch Dorito is the best triangle.
Libras and Lays, audience favourites.
"Taste it and recollect your craziest love adventures,"
Cheetos' mascot is Sagittarius.
Salt and vinegar chips are ideal for Capricorns.
Kale chips are the future snack for Aquarians.
Pisces love munchies—more is more, stoner food.