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Aries, the first sign of the zodiac, love blood sports and red hues and can be tempted to start firing off and drink hard at breakfast, making the Bloody Mary a good brunch cocktail.

ARIES Bloody Mary

Bulls love the Mojito for its color, vigorous preparation, and flavor of garden beds, melted popsicles, and early summer boob sweat.

TAURUS  Mojito

Geminis are social lubricants with their silver tongues, cryptic knowledge, and rabbit hole curiosity.

GEMINI  Cosmopolitan

Moon-ruled and moody, Cancer cocktails are sour, sweet, and salty. In 1942, El Paso bartender Pancho Morales invented the Margarita during Cancer season.

CANCER  Margarita

Leo, the champagne of the zodiac, is essential to this cocktail. Leo is a loving and dramatic heart sign.

LEO  French 75

The Whiskey Sour, a maritime drink, appeals to Virgo.

VIRGO  Whisky Sour

In Libra F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby," the Mint Julep is almost a character.

LIBRA: Mint Julep

Scorpio, ruler of the eight house of sex, secrets, and secretions, likes everything done in secret. This cocktail was supposedly conceived during prohibition.

SCORPIO  Long Island Iced Tea

Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, played by Jeff Bridges, is the quintessential Sagittarius protagonist. A philosophic, truth-telling, wayfaring stoner who drinks White Russians.

SAGITTARIUS  White Russian

Saturn rules Capricorn, a fatherly sign. Hence, the Old Fashioned suits these traditionalists.

CAPRICORN   Old Fashioned

The vodka martini has two ingredients and Aquarius has two planetary rulers, but neither is simple. Aquarians are espionage-prone and love vodka martinis.

AQUARIUS   Vodka Martini

The Mai Tai, adorned with fruit and f–kery to resemble a drunken unicorn or sideways sea horse, embodies Pisces.

PISCES   Mai Tai

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